aiclan:

cormbread:

buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here

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(Source: candymandie, via markmejia)

kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

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terraforce:

This is the only post on this site I care about

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k1mkardashian:

h0odrich:

twinkxmonsoon:

this video changed my life

She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I

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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

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lonelywhiteasian:

condorn:

Boys have really hands and fingers wow

yeah girls have very legs and toes

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maclonna:

keeping up with

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the-absolute-best-posts:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

(Source: tootricky)

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

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blackromney:

deadz0mbies:

blackromney:

when you put on a screen protector and it doe s the thing

what thing

this thing

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rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

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